Sai Baba: Gabe Kotter Lookalike Or Mafia Don?

I almost choked on my coffee before bursting aloud with laughter at this latest article. The Houston Chronicle carries a story interviewing an aged Italian restaurant owner. Noting his strange collection of pictures in a corner, the reporter observes:

The first is a photo of Pope John Paul II, kneeling and giving a blessing when he visited Sauze. The second is a statue of Padre Pio, a Capuchin priest from San Giovanni Rotondo, Italy, who is believed to have performed miracles and, it is said, bore the stigmata on the palms of his hands for 50 years.

The third is a photo of a man in a long orange robe who has what seems to be an Afro haircut from the 1970s. He looks a little like Gabe Kotter in drag. But upon asking, we learn he is Sai Baba, an Indian swami who preaches a non-denominational message of love.

Gabe Kotter?! I had to Google this name, ..and what do I find?

I don't know if I should laugh or cry. A moustache like that should be against the law. Especially if seen anywhere outside the confines of a 70's porn movie. Just look at his face.

But back to this Italian chef:

“All nice people,” says the Godfather as he points to John Paul II, Padre Pio and Sai Baba. “You make nice, I like. You make bad, I hate. ... Or maybe kill.” Yikes. Suddenly, I’m thinking: “Leave the gun, bring the cannolis.” He is, after all, the Godfather.

Now I've seen it all; The Godfather is a Sai devotee who makes offers you can't refuse, and woe betide anyone who shows no respect! Or on the other hand it would be nice if he could do a Tony Soprano and just fuhgeddabouddit.

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