Sai Baba Bootleg Video Tape

Warning! Graphic Language!

I laughed my ass off when I stumbled across this site. No more need be said:

Enjoy the guru in the privacy of your own home!

Of all the gurus and divine incarnates, Sai Baba is my favorite. His giant afro is awesome, and he bears striking resemblance to the pre-surgery mid-70s Michael Jackson. He is the greatest. That said, I honestly don't know what the fuck he is talking about.

I was pretty excited when I found a Sai Baba videotape at the Junior League Rummage sale for $1. The tape looked legit, with a fancy full color photo-copied cover, but it turned out to be a total bootleg! I had no idea that guru bootlegs even existed, but here is the proof! The tape is about an hour long and consists primarily of Sai Baba walking around a courtyard shaking peoples hands and nodding his head. Big excitement is had when he sits in a chair a waves his finger around. That lasts about five minutes. And then at one point a bunch of guys in uniforms crowd around him and look like they are performing a spanking machine. The whole movie is narrated by some Jimmy-Carter-sounding hillbilly, who goes on and on about how great he feels to be looking at Sai Baba, and then some other crap about love and Jesus. The flute accompaniment fluctuates between some kind of Indian raga and "Amazing Grace".

I highly doubt that this tape is approved by the International Sathya Sai Baba Organisation, and if you are interested in hearing a message from Sai Baba himself, you'll be sorely disappointed. On the other hand, if you'd like to watch a guy in an orange dress with a poodle on his head meander around a courtyard for an hour, you could do a lot worse.

PROS: Very big 'fro. Pretty rockin' flute version of "Amazing Grace".
CONS: Failed to prove that God is love.

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